captainfelman

captainfelman:

bitches call me viagra cause i’m small and blue and turn ‘em on

captainfelman:

i wish i had a clone so it could feed me like a penguin

Haven’t slept in over 24 hours

I need a fuckin nap.

disgustinghuman:

i wish it was acceptable to donkey kick people

annemarina:

listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along 

I think a lot of people think that I have a shit ton of friends, but it’s really just Gary, Caila, John, Franci, and Jamie.

They’re like my family. I can’t afford to lose any of them.

I don’t understand what is going on and why people are pulling away from me. I don’t know what I’ve done wrong. I suspect that someone has been talking badly about me and that’s the case.

I just need answers. Without them, how can I possibly try to fix this?

My est friend just dumped me via text message and she won’t pick up her phone and won’t give me answers and I’ve fainted twice sing the initial text and I can’t stop shaking. I just want answers. I need to know what the hell happened.

This is what heartbreak feels like.

I just had a sex dream about the Spine.

Wow, that was interesting.